Going To Die: Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card

Description: Free Shipping! Going To Die: Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card Click Thumbnails to Enlarge Product Description Going To Die: Humorous Birthday Printed Greeting Card Cover Reads: Your Husband's Life Is In Jeopardy And Hemust Relieve His Stress, Which Means Sex Whenever The Urge Strikes Him! Same Goes For Backrubs And Other Forms Of Pampering! Inside Reads: So...What Did The Doctor Tell You? You're Going To Die! Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For. Happy Birthday! Ladies, if you have been married for many years, you can show your husband just how much you love him with the Going to Die birthday card from Noble Works Cards. Chances are your intention is not to appear on an episode of Snapped, but there is a possibility that your spouse will die laughing after reading this card. Shipping About Us Contact Us Shipping Do you charge shipping and handling fees? No. All of our greeting cards are shipped free, no shipping and handling, even if you only order one. Orders of any seven or more cards are shipped flat; orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded. The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally, when available. Do you charge taxes? Sales tax may be added at checkout depending on your state of residence. About Us Founded in 1980, NobleWorks and The Best Card Company, it's non-humor division, is an award-winning brand and member of the Greeting Card Association. We strive for 100% customer satisfaction and perfection on every card, every order, every time. Whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or authorized re-sellers, we are here to serve you. NobleWorks, known as "The Humor Company", includes more than 5,000 everyday and seasonal cards, with funny cards ranging from slightly silly to somewhat risqué. The Best Card Company offers a large collection of blank note cards, thank you notecard sets and boxed stationery featuring beautiful photos, creative styles and artistic designs. Note card sets typically include 10 assorted cards, each different, but closely related. All cards are made in North America, using thick and durable, recycled paper cardstock. We take pride in using renewable resources and environmentally friendly, print-on-demand printers. Contact Us Customer support can be reached - If you have any questions, please send us a message on eBay and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Standard Business Hours Monday - Friday 8am - Midnight EST. Saturday and Sunday 9am to 9pm EST. COPYRIGHT 2024 © NobleWorks, Inc. All rights reserved

Price: 6.98 USD

Location: Union City, New Jersey

End Time: 2024-10-02T19:23:39.000Z

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