Manual Paper Shredder, Personal Security Paper Shredding, Low Carbon Footprint,

Description: This personal hand sized paper shredder was offered by Restoration Hardware as part of their interesting Christmas time gadget selections in store. Unfortunately they stopped that practice and now concentrate on selling furnishings, meaning no more great easy Christmas gift shopping. But this little wonder lives on. It is a totally manual hand- twist paper shredder perfect to keep in a briefcase or purse for those exciting super secret moments. Great for shredding dinner receipts from secret rendavues or shredding a childs allowance in front of them when they're being bratty. Just kidding!!!. Please no text flames on that one. (Can also be deployed during those not so exciting moments, such as when you are taking measures to prevent identity theft) Designed to shred a standard sized business document by folding it lengthwise, feeding it into the side marked, "paper In" and twisting the end knobs in opposite directions. It's actually kind of fun! (For those that don't get out all that often) Anyway it is strip cut, not confetti cut, not micro cross shred. Not NSA proof. If you're old enough to remember the Oliver North hearings, it was the same type of cut that the shredders of that era offered. Just not high volume or electric. Oh yeah! That's the neatest part, zero carbon footprint! No need to buy carbon offset credits. Saving you enough money to continue shopping at artsrealm; how cool is that?! In these days of great tension, I find this to be a great tension reducer at meetings, and have used it to great comic effect. At meetings end, I produced this device from a briefcase that only contained this device and a pair of sunglasses, sat it on the table in front of me, and without mentioning the curious gizmo, proceeded to loudly announce to everyone that their secrets were safe with me. I then picked up my meeting notes and proceeded to shred them onto the table. In front of a half confused, half laughing crowd, I calmly placed the device back into my briefcase, donned the pair of sunglasses and quietly exited the room with my briefcase, leaving the mess on the table behind me,all the while trying to keep a straight face. Who said meetings had to be boring. There are a lot of hand crank manual shredders out there, but this one is a little bit different, and appears better built than most. It won't save you from any three letter agency, but it is very portable, and security at hand is better than no security at all. Get yours today!

Price: 14.95 USD

Location: Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2024-10-19T15:09:21.000Z

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