Description: Trap A Cute by Fredric Sickels There are male dating gurus who train men in the dark art of the female putdown. They tell guys that playing hard to get is the way to make a woman fall head over heels; that women prefer men who behave like jerks, with a touch of humor thrown into the mix. There is some truth to their claims: when we obtain what is hard to get, we appreciate it more. I hear the maid say welcome gentlemen, I dont turn around to see what they look like I think god please let them be cute and single as I take a sip of water, the ladies at the table start adjusting their bikini tops some are touching up lip gloss I take out my pocket mirror to make sure Im not only I look down to put my mirror back in my purse when I look up I see an older gentleman that looks like he could be my grandpa, he looks like hes in his 60s I think who brought their grandpa on the trip? Were trying to turn up, grandpa goes around the table introducing himself to each of us one by one I think ok well hopefully his grandson comes down soon as he takes a seat then another gentleman enters the room and hes huge not just in height but literally huge his stomach looks like it could crush me and hes not young either he looks like my dads age I look at Nadia she smiles I think am I missing something? He sits next to grandpa I think ok if grandpa and dad are here the son has got to be next also who is talking to grandpa and dad? Dad says Im sure you ladies are hungry lets eat as he takes a piece of steak to put on his plate we all dig in then another gentleman walks in he looks like hes in his early 40s and he has crutches I think what the hell are we at the rich people retirement home? Is this who the guards are guarding? why are Nadias friends so old? Are these tricks? I cant believe this bitch gassed us up like that had me thinking we were meeting young eligible bachelors the disappointment is all over my faces as I cut into my fish just when I am about to give up hope I hear the maid say welcome sir and this is the last seat so this has to be the son just has to be I mean they cant all be old can they? He walks in hes young looks like hes in his early 30s not the cutest but has great skin he takes a seat I think oh lord I am not about to be fighting with these girls over the youngest guy I roll my eyes as I take a sip of water. After dinner, the music is blasting were taking shots, and twerking I figure I might as well make the best of tonight. While shes pouring us shots I look around and I think I should have known this trip to Ibiza was too good to be true, lash line my ass this bitch is trying to pimp us to these old oil tycoons and covering it up as a cosmetics trip I cant believe this bitch I look around I see girls being groped and rubbed on I feel disgusted, I mean I dont knock anyones hustle but when I was hoeing we got our money up front there was an order trick didnt play for free there was always a fee and a trip didnt count as payment, I guess the game has changed Im so glad Im retired these girls are doing it all wrong a chef and a trip overseas is not worth giving up the cookie these men are oil tycoons they should be paying top dollar for pretty girls like us, let me take you back all the way back to the beginning before I even knew what a pimp was or what hoeing was or what the game was or what a trick was... FORMAT Paperback CONDITION Brand New Details ISBN Author Fredric Sickels Pages 164 Publisher Independently Published Year 2021 ISBN-13 9798463593849 Format Paperback Publication Date 2021-08-24 Imprint Independently Published Subtitle How To Manifest Love: Romance Novel Story Books For Adults Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:145221237;
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